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Oh. This is a story about a guy named
Al, and he lived in a sewer with his

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hamster pal, but the sanitation workers
really didn't approve, so he packed up

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his accordion and had them move to a
studio in Ohio, where he lived in a

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and he worked in a newsworthy congestion
factory, and he played on the company

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bowling team, and every single night he
had a French recurring dream, where he

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was wearing leader holes and in a vat of
sour cream, but that's really not

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important in the story.

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Well, the very next year he met a dental
hygienist with a special attitude on

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her arm, but he didn't even touch any
lobster number, then he got himself a

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on a tater tot farm, and he's back.

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Outro Music

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Today's lesson is, when friends want to
share their feelings, you should be a

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good listener.

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Oh, hey!

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How you doing?

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I'm just doing a little last -minute
decorating around the cave.

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See, a bunch of my friends are going to
be dropping by any second, and we're

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going to have a big holiday party!

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The thing is, we couldn't decide on
which holiday, so we're just going to

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celebrate them all!

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It's going to be great!

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Look at all this great holiday food.

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Archie's ham.

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Chocolate bunnies with cornbread
stuffing and gravy.

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Green shamrock matzos.

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Candy corn on the top.

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And later on, we'll be bobbing for
turkey.

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And of course, the secret weapon of a
good party host.

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Mood pie!

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It soaks up all the vibes from the room
and tells you at a glance how the

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party's going.

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Plus, it's moodalicious.

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Hey, where is everyone?

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They should have been here.

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27 seconds ago!

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Oh, no one's coming!

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I've been snubbed! Oh, this is terrible!

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Oh, no!

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The mood pie!

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No!

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I've ruined the mood pie!

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I mean... Hooray! I've ruined the mood
pie!

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Is this a great turnout or what?

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Ho, ho, ho, neighbor.

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Have you been a good crime -stopper this
year?

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Hi, Santa.

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I want a brand -new bowling ball and a
drool baby with two extra cans of baby

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drool and a real -life pony.

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You're not Santa!

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Very funny, Al. Speaking of ponies, let
me tell you a story about a little

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superhero who wanted a pony for
Christmas more than anything in the

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But he never got one.

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That's okay.

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Say, why don't you check out the buffet
table? It's a really great spread.

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I'd stay away from the tapioca stuffed
potatoes if I were you. They smell kind

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of funny.

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Oh.

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Well, thanks for not listening to my
story.

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This party was such a great idea. I
think I'm... Oh!

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Hi, Val.

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Happy holidays.

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No!

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Hey, what was that for?

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I'm celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

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And you aren't wearing a liquor green.

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Well, yes, I am. Look.

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No, that's aquamarine. Oh, well, you got
me.

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That was pretty good. That was a good
one.

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That was good.

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Oh, the food looks great.

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I wish I tried first.

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Try the tapioca stuffed potatoes.

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Anyway,

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the really great thing about the
holidays is that everyone's so happy.

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Oh, hi, Madam Judy.

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Happy, um...

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What holiday are you celebrating?

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Oh, well, give Madame Jules your poem.

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I must read your poem.

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Okay. Oh, no.

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What? What is it?

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Really?

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No.

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I think I'll get back to my party now.
No, wait!

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Oh! Oh! Al!

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I'm getting another message.

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Oh!

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Listen to what your friends have to say
or the holiday spirit will go away!

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Yeah, yeah, right. Well, April Fool's.

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Oh, hi,

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Al. Great party.

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Oh, thanks, cuz.

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So, what holiday are you celebrating?

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Well, I'll give you a hint.

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It starts with a V.

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Uh... Voter registration day. And I'm
hoping to get some cards.

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Venus flytrap day.

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Vietnamese pot -bellied pig day. Or
maybe some flowers.

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Volcano worshippers day.

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No, silly.

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It's Vinny.

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Vinny day?

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That's a new one.

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Hey, everybody. Grab some punch. We're
going to have a toast.

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No, no.

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Ah, Yankovic.

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JB Toppersmith here. Say, thanks for
inviting me to your party, my boy.

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My pleasure, JB.

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Sorry you couldn't attend in person.

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Well, that's what video conferencing is
all about.

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Gives the busy executive the illusion of
being there without all that annoying

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personal contact. You know what I mean?

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Although, to tell you the truth, I sure
could use a friend to talk to.

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Gee, JB, looks like your punch could use
some more ice cubes.

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I'll messenger some right over.

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No, no, wait.

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I wanted to tell you.

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I want to thank everyone for coming.

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And I want to wish you all the very best
Christmas, New Year's, Hanukkah,

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Kwanzaa, Halloween, Thanksgiving,
Easter, Passover, Rosh Hashanah, and

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Mayo, as well as the happiest
Groundhog's, Valentine's, President's,

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Patrick's, Mother's, Father's, Veterans,
Memorial, Flag, Independence, Labor,

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Arbor, Boxing, Columbus, and best field
day ever.

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Maybe Tuna Punch is an acquired tape.

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Well, this party is not turning out at
all like I expected.

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What am I going to do? If Al wants his
party to really rock, maybe he should

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listen when his friends talk.

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Hey, don't go away. The Weird Al Show
will be back in a flash.

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Can you believe it? The Weird Al...

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Mood pie doesn't look very good right
now.

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Why is everyone poisoning the good vibes
at my holiday party?

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I better get busy cheering people up.

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Uncle Ralphie, how's it going?

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Hey, let me guess.

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You're celebrating Easter, right?

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No, no, no. Fourth of July.

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Oh. Then why are you dressed up like the
Easter Bunny?

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Because someone else took the last Uncle
Sam costume.

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If you snooze, then you lose.

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You knew I wanted to be Uncle Sam.

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Oh, what are you going to do, bust out
crying, bunny boy?

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You! Hey, hey, hey, I don't want to
listen to any of this. Look, we're going

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have a happy, happy, happy party. You
got me?

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You started it. Did not. Did you?

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Okay, okay, that's enough. I think you
two need a time out. Tell you what, why

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don't you guys go on a little Easter egg
hunt? I hid a bunch of eggs in that

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abandoned mine shaft right over there.

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Looks dark in there.

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I'm scared of the dark.

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You're a big baby. Hey!

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Why don't you take this to help you
along?

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Now, you two go have fun, all right?

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Okay.

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All right. Come on, little bunny boy.
All right. Come on, Mr. Cotton Tail. You

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should be good at this. Come on.

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Hey, Hooded Avenger. Great party, huh?

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If Val Brentwood pinches me one more
time for not wearing green, I'll be

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to do something very unsuperhero -like.
Calm down. I'll talk to her about it.

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Thanks. I'm going to have a bruise in
the morning.

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Is it my imagination, or is everything
getting worse?

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holiday party. Everyone's supposed to be
happy.

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That's probably just a lull, right?

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Let me go check the mood pie.

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Ah!

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Uh -oh.

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Something wrong with the mood pie?

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Oh, hi, Mrs. Fessenmeier. Gee, there
sure seem to be a lot of unhappy people

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this party.

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I have no idea what you're talking
about.

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This party's going great.

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Oh, maybe you shouldn't be worrying so
much about your party.

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Maybe you should worry a little more
about the feelings of your guests.

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Huh. Hey, why don't we all play a game
of jump in the compote?

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Maybe, maybe.

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Ouch.

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Corky, you look kind of down.

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You know what you need?

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To talk about my feelings?

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No. A snack!

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I've been saving this for a special
occasion.

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This fruitcake has been passed down in
the Yankovic family from generation to

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generation.

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It was originally a gift from the Queen
of England herself, and it came over to

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this country in the year 1620 on the
Mayflower.

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Where it was used as an anchor when the
original anchor was eaten by a giant sea

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monster.

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Well, it's just a little tougher than I
thought.

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Look out! I'm really not hungry, all
right?

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Don't you even want to know what's
bothering me?

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Sure. Okay, what's wrong, Corky?

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My pilgrim escaped, and I didn't get a
single valentine all day.

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In fact, I've never gotten a valentine.

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Corky.

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You're ruining my party, and I'll just
snap out of it before you bum everybody

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else out, too.

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I wish somebody would listen to me.

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I think I'll just go hide in the
abandoned mine shaft where I can talk to

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myself.

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Mmm, salty.

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Ow! Hey, what are you doing? I'm wearing
green.

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Oh, yeah.

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Whatever.

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What's the matter? Couldn't you find any
eggs? It looks like the underground

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rats got to them before we could. Yeah,
what were you thinking, hiding Easter

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eggs in a mine shaft?

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Next year I'm going to Fred Huggins'
holiday party instead.

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Uh -oh.

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Excuse me a second.

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What?

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Does everybody have the holiday blues?

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I've got to do something fast.

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Hey, everybody, here's something that's
guaranteed to entertain you. A death

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-defying stunt from my best friend in
the whole world, Harvey the Wonder

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Hamster.

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Harvey? Hey, pal, where are you?

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Oh, what's this?

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I'm not coming out today.

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Groundhogs have their very own day. Why
can't hamsters? It's not fair.

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Signed, Harvey.

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What? Today?

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In my home country of Squamish? hamster
stewing day.

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But the NFL, if you care, no.

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And I always hated the 4th of July
because I think that the United States

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still be a part of England.

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I always hated the Beatles.

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No more sad stories.

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This party is for happy people. Happy
people only. If you're not happy,

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Now it'll just be the happy people left.

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Ooh, too bad Al wouldn't let his friends
share their feeling. Looks like now

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it's a party for one.

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The Weird Al Show will be right back. I
promise!

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It's time for more of the Weird Al Show!

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Hey, welcome back to my one -man holiday
party.

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I chased all my friends away because
they were unhappy, and now I'm so bummed

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out I don't know what to do.

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Well, when the answers to life's
questions elude you, there's only one

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do.

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Watch TV!

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Hey, you want to know why I feel so
good? Because I look good!

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I'm Tony Maloney, your physical fitness
friend, and I want all you potato chip

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eating slobs to get off your lazy butts
right now!

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What would you like to do now?

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Get as far away from you as possible.

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Yeah, you stink.

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Well, now.

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Hey, tell you what.

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I just wrote a brand new song.

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Would you like me to play it for you?

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Slightly less than I'd like bamboo
splinters under my fingernails. Dad,

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make him stop.

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I am a little kitty.

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I'm a little kitty.

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Meow, meow.

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When I'm dirty, I lick my fur.

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When I'm happy, I purr, purr, purr. Oh,
I'm a little kitty.

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Meow, meow.

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Oh, man, he's really lost it. Yeah, I
think it's back to the home for old

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Hello? Yeah, Papa Boo here.

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Yeah, he's singing the kitty song again.
Oh, he's lost it. Better bring the

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straitjacket.

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Today on This Old Mouth, we take an up
-close -and -personal look at our

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the uvula.

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All

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of

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which goes to show why I think Rabbit
Puppy is the best film of this year or

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year. Well, that is probably the
stupidest thing you have ever said. This

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was... I would rather rip my own head
off than sit through this piece of

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again. Yeah, well, that's the kind of
ignorance I'd expect from a doody head

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like you. You talking to me, poopy
pants?

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Snot face?

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Vomit nose?

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Hooty fish?

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Hooty fish?

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With a ripe cantaloupe.

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This just in.

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Ping pong, spelled backwards, is gnop,
gnip.

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Where are you taking me?

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Oh, you're hurting my little wristie.
Ow!

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Oh, that was painful.

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Help me, Papa Bully. Yeah, right.

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Oh, what's wrong with the world when TV
doesn't make you feel better?

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Hey, Al.

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Just thought I'd check up on you. You
feeling okay?

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Oh, yeah, great.

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I'm walking on stinking rose petals.

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You know Al.

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Yeah, I know Al.

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He's this guy who can't even throw a
party without bumming out his friends

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chasing them all away.

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Problem is with your ears, Al.

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You need to learn how to listen.

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I do?

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We all have feelings we need to share,
Al.

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And when one person shares and the other
person listens, those two people get to

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be better friends.

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You know, that's so darn happy.

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It's just got to be true.

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I think there are some people here who
would like to see you.

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Come back to share your feelings.

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Well, we've been trying to all day.

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Now, where's that punch?

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Well, hey, everybody. I'm really glad y
'all came back, and I promise to listen

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from now on. And as long as we're all
caring and sharing and opening up and

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that, right now I'd like to share some
of my favorite holiday memories.

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And I have them captured right here in
this.

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just learn about listening?

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I really have to go home and water the
astroturf.

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Later. Now watch and listen.

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I like to call this one holidays.

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Oh, there's my crazy Uncle Jonathan.

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And hey, that's me. What a cute kid,
huh? Even at that age, the camera loved

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Uncle Jonathan was great. We always had
Thanksgiving dinner at his house.

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Ew, it's a dead bird.

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Uncle Jonathan always carves the
Thanksgiving turkey. It's kind of a

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tradition. Ow!

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Oh, no!

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He cut off his thumb!

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Oh,

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that Uncle Jonathan, what a kidder.

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Of course, before we eat, we always take
a moment to have a little food fight!

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Oh, man, I was hot that day! Look at me
go!

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And what's this?

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Oh, it's the Fourth of July!

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I love...

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This year, my dad gave me my very own
sparkler, but he got kind of mad when I

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accidentally burned down the
neighborhood.

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Kids, don't ever play with fire. It's
very... Oh, look, now it's Halloween.

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Cool costume, huh?

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My friends and I are just getting back
from trick -or -treating. That was fun.

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Oh, look at this. Same thing every year.
My friends get all this candy, and I'd

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get a big sack of broccoli.

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Broccoli's really good for you, but I
guess at the time, I didn't really

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appreciate it.

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Oh, and there's Uncle Jonathan again.

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He would always put on a great magic
show for us. There's the bunny.

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There's the bunny.

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Whoops. He'd always trick the other kids
into leaving the room.

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Then... Oh, man.

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I couldn't sleep for three weeks after
that.

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Hey, my film's burning up.

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No!

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Yes!

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Woo!

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Thank goodness that's over.

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Hey, I'm sorry I was pinching you so
much.

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I'm sorry that I have such a low
tolerance for pain.

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There were 15 people in the band, but we
only had 14 accordions. Mrs.

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Bessemeyer, who are you talking to? I'm
talking to the guy boarded up in the

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wall. He's a really good listener.

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Oh, you go on. Hey, hey, guy boarded up
on the wall. What holiday are you

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celebrating back there?

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Hanukkah. Oh, well, Feliz Navidad.

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Oh, Bethany.

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Hey, Al, look.

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I'm red, white, and blue.

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I noticed.

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That's a new look for you. Once I
listened to how important Independence

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to Uncle Ralphie, I sweet -talked the
man at the costume shop, and he whipped

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this little number for my new friend.

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So now we can both be Fourth of July.

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That makes me so happy.

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Harvey, I decided to declare today
Cancer Day.

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This is turning out to be the best
holiday party ever. And here's the

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We'll be right back.

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Oh, it looks like the secret ingredients
for friendship are one part sharing and

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two parts listening.

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Bon appetit.

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Hey,

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stay tuned for more of The Weird Al
Show.

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And now, the spine -tingling conclusion
of The Weird Al Show.

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You know, holidays can be fun if you're
lucky enough to have friends who listen.

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Well, thanks for dropping by, everybody.

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Come back next week when... Hey, Al!
Hey!

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Mr. Clark, what are you doing here?

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Well, I'm here to count down to the new
year. What else?

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That's great, but the show's almost
over. Well, how about a big countdown to

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closing credits?

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Sounds good to me.

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Okay. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four,

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three, two, one.